That skinny blond girl...

Mario Kart 8 gifs for use in your daily life

Hey-Ho, Hey-Ho, it's off to work we go.
Did you know: Shy Guys are called "Hey-Ho" in Japanese.

Ok, that's it, but you should check out the improvements I'd make to Mario Kart, because y'all are way overhyping Mario Kart 8. It's got good tracks and gameplay, but it could have so much more.

Luigi: Master of Chaos (Mario Kart 8)

This ain't your grandma's Luigi Death Stare video; this is a What They Call Games original wherein our hero Luigi epicly grabs the star from another player's Crazy 8, detonates the entire area, and blazes on like the badass he is.

This Scrabble game was bananas

Wordscraper (or was it Scrabulous at the time?) allowed/allows you to design your own board layout as well as the tile distribution. I challenged my friend to a game where the tiles were distributed in the same frequency as they are in the word "bananas". This was how it ended.

Mario Kart 8 Babality

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After the day one patch, this is what the Mario Kart 8 roster looks like. Yes, this is totally legit. And yes, those are metal babies.

Tomodachi Strife

And this is what you all have gained...

RIP the run.

Video version

If you know what I mean