Playing Super Mario 3D World with Family - Expectation vs. Reality

EXPECTATION

REALITY

True story.

That feeling when you realized you're screwed

I'm going to assume you don't know anything about Mr. Driller: Drill Land and explain this one. This is from a mode that's kinda like a roguelike with Mr. Driller gameplay. Breaking a block or attacking the wizard takes 1 HP. Getting crushed takes away 20 HP. I have 0 HP, so doing anything will kill me at this point. The wizard can't hurt me directly, but he can change blocks at random to X blocks, those white things, or nothing. My only hope was for him to change just the right blocks so I could get one of those two potions or the green crystal for a 20 HP refill. Unfortunately, the wizard changed just the wrong block and there was nothing I could do but watch myself be crushed.

How catching red Gyarados in TwitchPlaysPokemon will probably turn out

One person picks run or a move strong enough to kill it and it's all over.

Gotta catch the one

My girlfriend made me this Valentine's Day card this year (2014).

She's a nursing student, by the way.

Galactic Lawn Mowing

Someone's gotta keep all that grass neat and tidy.
Made for this photoshop battle.

He just wants advice... right?

Whoa, now. I'm just trying to get some street passes, man.

Disagreeable politics

I didn't vote for it.

You could save 15% or more on your next split

Life's too short to speedrun with safe strats.

In a city with so many car accidents, you need good insurance

Spotted in Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

#1 in teh urn repairs

If you don't understand, you don't watch enough speed runs.

All the Wii U news

A Pokemon and Doom game on Wii U doesn't sound so bad to me.

Why are the even called that?

They're called "Donut Lifts", but all they do is fall. C'mon, man.

A bold statement of love

For my girlfriend on Valentine's Day, 2013.

Animal Crossing Birthday Cards

For my 24th birthday, both my sister and my girlfriend made me Animal Crossing themed cards without coordinating it beforehand.

My town is named OthrSide. The grass is always greener there. Rover is from an Etsy seller.

One of the townspeople had "Saltlick" as his catchphrase.

Here's the one from my sister. (Click to enlarge)

Frobert, Groucho, and Bonbon threw me a party in-game.